Tony's Pee Pee Ploy
Currently, Tony knows to say "pee-pee!" or "poo-poo!" when he has got to do his business. But he has figured out that he can say those dreaded words for other purposes, like when he just wants to play with the taps in public restrooms. Sunday evening at Yu Pai Fu Hao, a restaurant on Wuxi's Zhongshan Road, Tony had to go to the bathroom every five minutes -- he was bored sitting at a table.
Tony has picked up the Wuxi habit of adding "a" to the end of everything. I am now called "Daddy-a!"