Thursday, March 29, 2012

Who made that sound?

Tony and his father were horsing around when one of them made a sound:

"PHHHHHHHphhPHHphhPHHH!"

"Who made that noise?" asked Tony's mother who heard the noise in another room.

"Don't you know the sound that your two boys make?" asked the father.  The boys being he and Tony.

Tony's mother replied to Tony's father:  "It must have been you!  Tony's farts are much quieter!"